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Sometimes Sayings.
1 year 1 month ago #244570
by grandad
Replied by grandad on topic Sometimes Sayings.
My neighbour called round to complain about my morning lovemaking with all the grunting and gasping.......
I didn't like to tell him I was just trying to get my socks on
I didn't like to tell him I was just trying to get my socks on
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1 year 1 month ago #244573
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Another true one. Forgive me if I have posted it before:-
When I was a young teenager my Father told me that he had "liberated" a 9mm Luger pistol from a dead German officer during the second World War.
One day when I was home alone I discovered something in the left-hand pocket of Dad's golf bag. It fitted very nicely in my hand and when I cocked it, a beautifully machined knuckle part rose up between the barrel and the handle. The bullets were in a pocket on the other side of his golf bag but I was too young to know anything about that!
When I was a young teenager my Father told me that he had "liberated" a 9mm Luger pistol from a dead German officer during the second World War.
One day when I was home alone I discovered something in the left-hand pocket of Dad's golf bag. It fitted very nicely in my hand and when I cocked it, a beautifully machined knuckle part rose up between the barrel and the handle. The bullets were in a pocket on the other side of his golf bag but I was too young to know anything about that!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 1 month ago #244656
by grandad
Replied by grandad on topic Sometimes Sayings.
All men are equal......
But some are more equal than others
But some are more equal than others
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1 year 1 month ago #244724
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
When my father's mate I spoke of before moved to town, he left us us lovely old Collie bitch, named "Lassie." This was years before the TV series showing "Larsie" the dog who rescued which ever stupid human was in peril that week.
When it came to taking the Collie for compulsory Hydatids dosing I was learning to drive the family Austin and managed to let it slip backwards and get a bumper overider hooked up in the fence beside the dosing site. My Father got out and held the wires clear. When he got back in the car, he said "Hurry up, get out of here" It was not until years later I realised the officials could track us down by the car numberplate and fine us for having an unregistered dog.
When it came time for us to move back to town dad and Lassie went for a walk down the paddock and only Dad came back.
When it came to taking the Collie for compulsory Hydatids dosing I was learning to drive the family Austin and managed to let it slip backwards and get a bumper overider hooked up in the fence beside the dosing site. My Father got out and held the wires clear. When he got back in the car, he said "Hurry up, get out of here" It was not until years later I realised the officials could track us down by the car numberplate and fine us for having an unregistered dog.
When it came time for us to move back to town dad and Lassie went for a walk down the paddock and only Dad came back.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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1 year 1 month ago #244726
by Zuffen
Replied by Zuffen on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Morris, are you trying to tell us Lassie shot through?
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1 year 1 month ago #244727
by Mrsmackpaul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging
Replied by Mrsmackpaul on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Bugger me, that's pretty tough on a dog
I know it is something I wouldn't do
Paul
I know it is something I wouldn't do
Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging
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1 year 1 month ago #244731
by KelOz
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Iam with you paul I dread the day [if it comes} when the vet says its miss millies time and i know how how close you and molly are take care
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1 year 1 month ago #244734
by grandad
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1 year 1 month ago #244737
by Lang
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