Sometimes Sayings.

I've always used to say that I had come to the colonies to colonise . . . and I certainly did my bit. :whistle:

However, as a stud I would probably be of no further use to China unfortunately. :blink:

Mind you I could always give it a try and, at least, die contented with my efforts???

I let my usual Monday post until after Nasty Nanny's funeral but when I got home I thought you would not be interested, so here is another true one from some time ago:-

A sweet young teller at the bank I went to back in the days before credit cards, when you had to withdraw cash from your pay before 3pm every Friday apologised for her slow movements one day. She said she had a very sore back. She told me the young male staff had told her it was "Shagger's Back." She had no idea what that implied.

I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning......













I'm not allowed Sharpies in the house anymore.....

grandad wrote:

I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning......

I did too. I fell asleep reading before she came to bed after watching "Farmer Get Me out of the Kitchen Celebrity Wife"

grandad wrote:

If he had one for $74 would he say it runs good-ish?

$73 No-good? $77 Goodest?

Lang, as you would know, a salesman would never say it was no good. It needs a tuneup, maybe, or i it was really bad, needs work.