Sometimes Sayings.

B4 she died
told the mother inlaw she reminded me of a flower
she asked ' A pretty pink rose'

no I said a
'A Snap Dragon'

LOL
cya

Another Government study provides outstanding results.

CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Noonamah and Palmerston, in Northern Territory, where there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

The Territory Government approved, and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone’s relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.

The Territory Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills.

After 18 months of research and $2.7 million spent, the Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in the deaths. When crows eat roadkill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say Car Car, but he could not say Truck.

I just wanted to make sure that you knew your tax money was being well spent.

Lang wrote:

Another Government study provides outstanding results.

CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Noonamah and Palmerston, in Northern Territory, where there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

The Territory Government approved, and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone’s relief.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.

The Territory Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills.

After 18 months of research and $2.7 million spent, the Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in the deaths. When crows eat roadkill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say Car Car, but he could not say Truck.

I just wanted to make sure that you knew your tax money was being well spent.

As I heard the Three Stooges say, Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. I can confirm, however, that crows say Car Car.

Maybe the other crows misunderstood when the look out crow was saying Fark, Fark, thinking he meant the truck was a far away.

Didn't that line get Graham Kennedy in trouble ?
Jarrod.

Love it you blokes

Definitely my IQ level now

Very very dull

Thank you all

Paul

This week, our local newspaper proudly announced that our local (Government) primary school had appointed two new teachers, a Wellbeing and Inclusion Co-ordinator and a school Chaplain. I think a Government school should have nothing to do with religion and that Chaplain's duties should be left to the Clergy of whichever religion the pupil chooses, and I have no idea what a "Wellbeing and Inclusion" teacher does.
It reminds me of the time I attended a parent and Teacher meeting when my Stepdaughters were at state school. The Principle or whoever was chairing the meeting was rabbiting on about the airy-fairy subjects they were teaching and I asked "What about the three R's? She asked what I meant and I replied "Reading, wRiting and 'Ritmetic." She said Oh, we teach them as well. If she had never heard the term, I believe that the essentials were deemed not to be important.

Back to in-laws for a second
When my wife's parents were alive I used to refer to them as outlaws which my mother-in-law wasn't to sure about until my uncle said;
'Do you know what the difference is between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted'
after that I was ok

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