Sometimes Sayings.

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11 months 6 days ago #246093 by Morris

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I need a seniors GPS, one that will not only tell me how to get to my destination but when I get there, tell me why I wanted to go.

I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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11 months 6 days ago - 11 months 6 days ago #246094 by wee-allis

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Teacher tells the class to come up with a word containing 3 syllables.
Little Sally says, "Wonderful. My teacher is wonderful." Well done Sally.
Kevin says," Beautiful. My teacher is Beautiful" Thank you Kevin.

The dreaded little Jonny puts his hand up. Teacher thinks there are no swear words with 3 syllables, so can't hurt.
Johny says, "Urinate. You're an 8 teach, If you had bigger tits you would be a 10."

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11 months 6 days ago #246097 by oliver1950

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You can't have too many toys!

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11 months 6 days ago #246100 by Mrsmackpaul

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So very true, I think the wagon ride is slowing right down these days, sometimes I swear it's rolling backwards

Paul

Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging

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11 months 6 days ago #246103 by cobbadog

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Some of the people we have met here in Shitme on tge north side confirm your thoughts Paul. All you can do is shake your head n wonder. Escape to home tomorrow.

Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
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Working on more play time.

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11 months 6 days ago #246110 by grandad

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I once dated a girl with a lazy eye,

I always thought she was seeing someone on the side......

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11 months 5 days ago #246117 by Gryphon

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Hi,

I have no affiliation with this site, I just came a cross a guy selling these t-shirts at a local market that I think that people enjoying this thread might like and I would have to ban myself if I put some of the sayings up here so enter at own risk