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5 years 6 months ago #200570 by Swishy
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Sex n nMarraige is like a game of bridge

If U aint got a good partner
hope U got a good hand

:evil:

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OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

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5 years 6 months ago #200571 by BillyP
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……………………..Billy...…………………...
I CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING & STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.........................

I used to be a truck driver,
but i am now not a truck driver ,
on a good day i can remember
that i used to be a truck driver.
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5 years 6 months ago #200576 by overnite
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Isn’t sex why you get married???

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5 years 6 months ago #200577 by BillyP
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overnite wrote: Isn’t sex why you get married???

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.Yep ……. if you are getting too much sex, ……..getting married fixes that ………………….
……………………..Billy...……………………..
I CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING & STILL HAVE MOST OF IT.........................

I used to be a truck driver,
but i am now not a truck driver ,
on a good day i can remember
that i used to be a truck driver.

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5 years 6 months ago #200578 by wee-allis
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They have developed a drug to reduce a womans sex drive......................................................................Wedding cake.

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5 years 6 months ago #200591 by overnite
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BillyP wrote:

overnite wrote: Isn’t sex why you get married???

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.Yep ……. if you are getting too much sex, ……..getting married fixes that ………………….
……………………..Billy...……………………..


Billy P
Too much sex? Never heard of that. The one you miss out on is the you can’t catch up on.

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5 years 6 months ago #200683 by Morris
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He is such a darned liar, he has to get his neighbour to whistle his dog!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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5 years 6 months ago #200758 by Morris
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Morris's Workshop.
The impossible done immediately, miracles may take a little longer.

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I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!

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5 years 6 months ago #200759 by dno
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Push play, on the billy !
Turn the kettle on.
Chipping away, one day at a time.
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5 years 6 months ago #200760 by Swishy
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EyeWouldIfEyeCould
EyeCan'tSoEyeWon't
OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST

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