Sometimes Sayings.
5 years 6 months ago #200761
by dno
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If i wanted to hear from and ar$ehole, I'd fart !
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5 years 6 months ago #200832
by Swishy
OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST
There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
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OF ALL THE THINGS EYE MISS ................. EYE MISS MY MIND THE MOST
There's more WORTH in KENWORTH
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5 years 6 months ago #200842
by dno
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5 years 6 months ago #200867
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
The old brain is having a Seniors Moment and can't think of much for my weekly saying. You may have seen some of this one lately but it's all I can think of at the moment. (no doubt I will think of lots as soon as I post this:-
The importance of punctuation.
I will use upper case to show the words that need emphasis.
Example 1.
Years ago, an actor and actress were shown cuddled up on a couch to announce the movie called "What IS this thing called love?"
She said "What is THIS THING called? Love"
When everybody had stopped laughing, the add had to be filmed again.
Example 2.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
or
I helped my UNCLE JACK, off a horse.
The importance of punctuation.
I will use upper case to show the words that need emphasis.
Example 1.
Years ago, an actor and actress were shown cuddled up on a couch to announce the movie called "What IS this thing called love?"
She said "What is THIS THING called? Love"
When everybody had stopped laughing, the add had to be filmed again.
Example 2.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
or
I helped my UNCLE JACK, off a horse.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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5 years 5 months ago #200948
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
This one could be appropriate now that returns on investments and superannuation are at an all time low:-
When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.
When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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5 years 5 months ago #200955
by Mrsmackpaul
This applies to most of us during most of our lives
Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging
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Morris wrote: This one could be appropriate now that returns on investments and superannuation are at an all time low:-
When your outgoings exceed your income,
Your upkeep becomes your downfall.
This applies to most of us during most of our lives
Paul
Your better to die trying than live on your knees begging
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5 years 5 months ago #201004
by ashmenz0
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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most use it the least.
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5 years 5 months ago #201012
by overnite
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She’s so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
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5 years 5 months ago #201083
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
My stomach is flat.
The L is silent!
The L is silent!
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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5 years 5 months ago #201084
by Morris
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
Replied by Morris on topic Sometimes Sayings.
Bluey60's Son says:-
Your success is measured by the size of your clearing sale when you are finished!
But I say when you die, your relatives will kill each other in the race to the telephone to call the scrappie!
:woohoo:
Your success is measured by the size of your clearing sale when you are finished!
But I say when you die, your relatives will kill each other in the race to the telephone to call the scrappie!
:woohoo:
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,
Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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