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10 years 11 months ago #103077 by
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...i guess so chocs ??...but i'm sure i'll be wrong :D :D :D :D

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10 years 11 months ago #103078 by Chocs
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ya can't get many elephants in a fridge van..
found that out runnin market :D

chocs 8-)

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10 years 11 months ago #103079 by Swishy
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Wotz the difference Between an elephant n a letter box ???

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMWY00OKWKshe-dXjEIf9FtsQ03QvYPUD3wkMdoH7-rZgu9-eE7Q = :?:= http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyHo35Fn9zTlCsps_LQOhEE-fbIWUIj0YrKO1IjaO1Sjymul93

Ovr 2 U ;D

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10 years 11 months ago #103080 by Roderick Smith
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I can still remember year 8, so I do know. I'll post you a snailmail letter with the answer.

Why did the elephant wear ripple-sole shoes?

Respecting the commencer of this thread, I do have some more serious commercial animal transport for a few days hence, but let's have fun while we can.

Roderick B Smith
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10 years 11 months ago #103081 by waynestr
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I can still remember year 8, so I do know. I'll post you a snailmail letter with the answer.

Why did the elephant wear ripple-sole shoes?

Respecting the commencer of this thread, I do have some more serious commercial animal transport for a few days hence, but let's have fun while we can.

Roderick B Smith
Rail News Victoria Editor


To give the ants a sporting chance.

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10 years 11 months ago #103082 by waynestr
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Wotz the difference Between an elephant n a letter box ???

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMWY00OKWKshe-dXjEIf9FtsQ03QvYPUD3wkMdoH7-rZgu9-eE7Q = :?:= http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyHo35Fn9zTlCsps_LQOhEE-fbIWUIj0YrKO1IjaO1Sjymul93

Ovr 2 U ;D

cya


I wont ask you to post a letter for me.

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10 years 11 months ago #103083 by Roderick Smith
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The serious part:
Elephants were used extensively in south-east Asia for hauling teak or other timber out of a forest, and to a sawmill. Within minutes of putting up my elephant photo, I resumed planning my forthcoming China tour to forestry railway lines, and the opening photo of one research document showed a statue of an elephant at one of the depots:
www.china.internationalsteam.co.uk/trains/china325.htm

I have gone to a trailer for the 1956 'Around the world in 80 days', and didn't see either elephant scene. I also went to the overblown 1990s remake, and didn't see an elephant.

Frivolous:
One of the posts on the preceding page:
How do you put four elephants into a Mini Minor?
Two in the front, two in the back, trunks in the boot.
How do you put four horses into a Mini Minor?
You can't, it is full of elephants.

Groucho Marx: One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into them, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. In Alabama, the tusks are looser.

Roderick B Smith
Rail News Victoria Editor

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10 years 11 months ago - 10 years 11 months ago #103084 by
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...and what did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?.....



...''look, there's a herd of elephants in the distance''


BTW Rodders, google elephant jokes and have a laugh at how they came into vogue in the 1960's.....cheers mate

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10 years 11 months ago #103085 by Beaver
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Being stuck in a car behind this for several kms on the Pacific Hwy many years ago was no joke.


Beaver@ Museum of Fire

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10 years 11 months ago #103086 by Swishy
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Thort thiz twaz bout orses



LOL
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