From my grandson.
A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours straight.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
A police officer tells a man. "I'm sorry but sir but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
And he says "Ya, but she has a great personality."
A truck driver reverses up a mountain road
A policeman stops him and asks: "Why are you driving up backwards?"
Driver replies: "My boss said there's no place to turn around."
A little later the truck comes back down, again in reverse.
The policeman asks: "Why are you reversing down now?"
The driver replies: "The boss is an idiot - I could turn around!"
After driving for 10 hours, a truck driver get pulled over by a police officer
PO: Do you know why you got pulled over?
TD: No not really.
PO: Come on out I’ll show you.
The truck driver get out of his truck and the police officer pointed to the brokers taillight
TD: Oh hell boss is going to kill me!
PO: Its OK, it’s only a small fine.
TD: Damn the tail light, where’s my trailer!?