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Sometimes Sayings. 20 Jun 2022 21:43 #236216

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I'm disappointed it didn't start
Cheers Cobba & Cobbarette
Coopernook, The Centre of our Universe
Working on more play time.

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Sometimes Sayings. 20 Jun 2022 21:59 #236218

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Your right Cobba he’s still out there capable of breeding and anything that stupid breeding is a scary thought

Bluey
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Sometimes Sayings. 20 Jun 2022 22:10 #236219

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Whistle Cock

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Sometimes Sayings. 23 Jun 2022 06:30 #236323

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I slept like a log last night







Woke up in the fireplace
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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2022 09:11 #236525

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Do you know which are a woman's four favourite animals?

A Mink in the wardrobe,
A Jaguar in the garage,
A Tiger in bed,
and a Jackass to pay for it all.
I have my shoulder to the wheel,
my nose to the grindstone,
I've put my best foot forward,
I've put my back into it,
I'm gritting my teeth,

Now I find I can't do any work in this position!
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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2022 12:27 #236532

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Anyone recall the joke about perfume behind a woman’s ears? I forget how it goes. Asking for a friend.

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2022 12:32 #236533

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Something about blondes and ankles I think.

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Sometimes Sayings. 27 Jun 2022 12:34 #236534

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Yes, not sure about the blonde bit, but ankles jogs my memory

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Sometimes Sayings. 02 Jul 2022 06:16 #236724

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"It's Mother dear, she wants to say something nasty to you personally"
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Sometimes Sayings. 02 Jul 2022 10:42 #236727

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If I remember right Sir Les Paterson asked Mike willisee what Joan Collins put behind her ears to attract men
Her ankles
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